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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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The Grocery Store: Gathering Place for Jackholes

Going to the grocery store is definitely not my idea of a good time.  Sure it’s nice when your kids are FINALLY old enough that you don’t have to drag them with you every time you need to run out … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The weatherman seems to be telling us all to go back to our warm beds until April. ** It would be AWESOME if I was the octopus my children seem to think I am. ** When you tell your husband … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husband’s so … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year. ** I may never see my son again now that Wii U is hooked up in the basement. ** Goatdog REALLY likes to open presents.  Especially ones that don’t … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays, A-holes!

Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let’s be real, y’all.  December … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to be an asshole.  Apparently. ** I am not the Energizer Bunny. ** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis. ** Anything that’s lost is very likely at the bottom of my … Continue reading

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The True Meaning of Christmas

As a kid, it’s hard to see the big, wide world outside your own tiny bubble of existence.  (Heck, it’s not easy even as an adult sometimes!)  That’s why I’ve made it my mission to try to teach my kids … Continue reading

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Day 2: Stella & Dot Virtual Trunk Show!!!

Well, here we are on Day 2 of my Mother’s Day Stella & Dot Virtual Trunk Show!  If you didn’t shop your little heart out yesterday, remember that the party will continue through this Sunday, May 6.  You still have … Continue reading

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