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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

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Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

I’ve always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be “outside” toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone’s feet to drag throughout the entire damn … Continue reading

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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it’s just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a “place” for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life. ** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches. ** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks. ** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Onions are NOT my friend. ** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can’t help but giggle. ** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list. ** Cloning myself … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby

I honestly don’t know where the time has gone, but apparently, I blinked, and my kids are old enough to have the “sex talk” in school.  I know — crazy, right??!!!!  Yep, the wonder of the ol’ reproductive system has … Continue reading

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Suck It, Mother Nature

I’d always thought that Mother Nature and I kind of had a connection — you know with the whole “mother” thing and all.  But I’m really starting to think that she’s falsely assumed her title because no mama in her … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

    ——————————————————————————————————–   ** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole. ** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience. ** Multiple days of school closings … Continue reading

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A Polar Vortex Punch of Reality

Coming back from a family vacation is never a fun thing.  The packing, the travel, the crabby kids — they all add up to one giant pain in the ass.  It pretty much makes you forget that you were even … Continue reading

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