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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke. ** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa. ** You never realize how much you use your ice maker. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore. ** When someone says, “You look tired“, what they’re really saying is, “You look like shit.” ** For some reason, sitting around doing nothing all day makes … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness. ** “Quiet” is most definitely NOT a word I’d use to describe my house. ** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent.  Lucky me. ** Sometimes when people say they … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A successful night is when the Tooth Fairy remembers to do her duty AND even has change for a twenty!  Holla! ** Nine year olds evidently need to be reminded not to stick jelly beans up their noses. ** … Continue reading

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Driving Me Crazy

As my kids have gotten older, road trips have definitely become much easier (minus, of course, the occasional motion sickness puke).  Thank God, I no longer have to change shitty diapers in the backseat or figure out how to keep … Continue reading

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MB Tweet Race Re-cap

Many of you know that I recently embarked on a 3 day whirlwind trip to Dallas via “tweet fuel”.  Yes, I was part of the suburban mama Team GL in the first ever Mercedes Benz Tweet Race.  And what an … Continue reading

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Mercedes in Real Life

In preparation for our upcoming cross-country Twitter-fueled road trip to Dallas, @Hoo_dee_Hoo and I have been trying to find ways to inspire our peeps to interact with us more.  One thing we’ve been doing is challenging our supporters to find … Continue reading

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Driving with my Eyes Closed

If I could bottle up and sell my amazingly crystal clear hindsight ability, I would be one rich mama.  Case in point?  This past weekend.  Am I really able to pretend like I’m still a 21 year old college kid … Continue reading

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Easter on the Road

Did you know that the Easter bunny has a kick-ass GPS system?  Yep, it seems that floppy-earred furball’s not gonna let a little thing like geography trip him up on making all his deliveries.  So if you happened to be … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I have amazing hand-eye coordination when it comes to catching puke. ** Twenty-two hours in a car can cause hallucinations. ** My son could very well be a rooster. ** Skinny jeans and yellow fudge cake ice cream do … Continue reading

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