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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Goatdog likes wine, which makes total sense since he is my dog. ** If it’s not written down, it’s not getting done. ** It’s obviously some kind of rule that kid puke must be projectile and occur at an … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y’all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let’s be real here, people — I’m a mom, and we all know what that means. I’ll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke. ** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa. ** You never realize how much you use your ice maker. … Continue reading

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Parenting

Ok, yeah, I’ll admit that my husband and I may have rock, paper, scissored our way through some of more undesirable aspects of parenting our twins.  (I’m pretty sure we’re not the only ones who do this either.)  Because, sometimes, … Continue reading

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Eight Years of Mamahood

Eight years ago today, I was screaming my head off in a hospital room while trying to push out two oversized babies from my vagina.  Yes, today is the birthday of two of the most awesome kids I know.  And … Continue reading

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The Calm Before The Storm?

Ya know what I’ve got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature?  A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face.  Why, you ask?  Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The Rocky Balboa look just really doesn’t work for me. ** My son thinks I resemble “1/4 weirdo, 3/4 Mommy“. ** I have some of the greatest friends in the world. ** A bag of kid puke is WAY … Continue reading

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My Rockin' Saturday Night

           My weekend entertainment was nothing short of a snooze fest. Since the hubby flew out for yet another business trip on Saturday morning, I was once again left to manage the troops all by my lonesome. … Continue reading

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Road Trips + Us = Bad News

          Well, as you may have noticed, I didn’t get around to adding an additional post yesterday.  Our road trip was such a long and grueling event, that I couldn’t muster up the energy to do much of anything.  … Continue reading

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So Much To Do, So Little Time

          Today’s post is, unfortunately, going to have to be a short one. This is the kids’ last official day of school, although I’d hardly even call it a day when they only go for an hour … Continue reading

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