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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am an extremely underpaid entertainment coordinator. ** Nobody wins when Mama oversleeps on a school day. ** You really can’t watch the Magic Mike XXL trailer too many times. ** The quickest way for me to fall asleep is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky. ** It took me way too ‘cussing‘ long to appreciate the awesomeness of “The Fantastic Mr.Fox.” ** Kids are a zillion … Continue reading

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Things For Which I’m Thankful

** An uninterrupted pee (for the record, this has only happened ONCE on September 19, 2008). ** Days when BOTH kids eat cafeteria food & I don’t have to pack lunches. ** Wine. ** Releasing the boobs at the end … Continue reading

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The “Pink” Elephant in the Bed

My kids have never been big snugglers.  As much as I’ve wanted them to crawl into my bed, snuggle up and fall fast asleep next to me, they just never have.  They wiggle, they giggle, they kick, and they poke … Continue reading

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The Nudey Pics

I gotta admit that I’m not a terribly modest person around my kids.  I just really don’t think it’s that big of a deal to be naked in front of them.  (Plus, what choice do I have when every damn … Continue reading

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My Shower With Cujo

If the Mayans were actually correct in predicting this 2012 apocalypse thing, I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that I will be buck naked in the shower when it all goes down. You see, I am ALWAYS buck … Continue reading

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Bathroom Trespassers

           For most people, taking a shower all by themselves is standard procedure.  They jump in, they jump out, and the only person who’s watching them is their own reflection in the bathroom mirror.  For me, though, … Continue reading

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Come On In!

Well, apparently, I never got the memo that announced the new meaning of a closed door to be, “COME ON IN!”  I’m telling you what, every time I try to close a door for privacy, whether it be the bathroom, … Continue reading

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On Your Mark, Get Set, Shower!

I remember a time when I used to thoroughly enjoy taking a shower. It was such a relaxing, non-stressful experience.  Now that I am a mom of twins, that is all but a distant memory.  My time is so limited … Continue reading

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