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Things I’ve Learned This Week

Posted on February 22, 2013 by nuckingfutsmama

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor. ** I don’t know who’s more excited when there’s no homework — the kids or me. ** Danica Patrick “pole position” jokes are plentiful when my … Continue reading →

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

Posted on March 2, 2012 by nuckingfutsmama

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky. ** It took me way too ‘cussing‘ long to appreciate the awesomeness of “The Fantastic Mr.Fox.” ** Kids are a zillion … Continue reading →

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Goatdog “Piles” on the Fun

Posted on December 20, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me.  And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material.  Remember last week when he … Continue reading →

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The Day My Daughter Spared WAY More Than A Square

Posted on December 13, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

You know you’re up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, “Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?“  You might as well just take a deep … Continue reading →

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Things I’ve Learned This Week (& A Gift Card Giveaway!!!)

Posted on December 2, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm. ** The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes “notes to self“. ** I’m … Continue reading →

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The Unfortunate Trash Can Fiasco

Posted on August 16, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

When you’re a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory — at least it’s supposed to anyway.  And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a … Continue reading →

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Guinea Pig Pooper Scooper

Posted on August 9, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

See this shirt right here?  I sooooo totally need this shirt.  Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended).  Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin’ much?  I don’t know about you, … Continue reading →

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The Water Park Souvenir

Posted on July 20, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

If you’ve ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I’m pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground.  Just visit any given water park, and you’ll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes … Continue reading →

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

Posted on February 25, 2011 by nuckingfutsmama

** Somebody really needs to start handing out happy pills, dammit! ** My kids think my boobs make better pillows than Daddy’s. ** Dressing room mirrors are as cruel as Joan Rivers on the red carpet. ** I wouldn’t sit … Continue reading →

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The Bag of Poo

Posted on October 28, 2010 by nuckingfutsmama

Sometimes kids can seriously do the sweetest little things.  They can draw you a picture, write you a note, or pick you a flower (even if it IS only a dandelion).  It’s the little things like these that make you … Continue reading →

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