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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m being stalked by a grasshopper. ** Amusement parks are where manners go to die and germs go to thrive. ** Sleeping with the windows open is awesome.  Unless your neighbor’s dog sounds like a dying coyote. ** ”Not Dishwasher … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling. ** Kids only … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor. ** I don’t know who’s more excited when there’s no homework — the kids or me. ** Danica Patrick “pole position” jokes are plentiful when my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky. ** It took me way too ‘cussing‘ long to appreciate the awesomeness of “The Fantastic Mr.Fox.” ** Kids are a zillion … Continue reading

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Goatdog “Piles” on the Fun

I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me.  And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material.  Remember last week when he … Continue reading

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The Day My Daughter Spared WAY More Than A Square

You know you’re up a shit creek when your kid comes out of a public bathroom after ten LONG minutes and says, “Uh, can you come in here and help me, Mama?“  You might as well just take a deep … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week (& A Gift Card Giveaway!!!)

** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm. ** The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes “notes to self“. ** I’m … Continue reading

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The Unfortunate Trash Can Fiasco

When you’re a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory — at least it’s supposed to anyway.  And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a … Continue reading

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Guinea Pig Pooper Scooper

See this shirt right here?  I sooooo totally need this shirt.  Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended).  Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin’ much?  I don’t know about you, … Continue reading

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