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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It really helps to have your eyes open while trying to drive. ** Sparklers just make everyone happy. ** My kids were no doubt fish in a former life. ** Laughing really hard with friends is a WAY better … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Octomom doing porn is the same as an old man doing naked jumping jacks — NOBODY wants to see that shit!!!!! ** Hearing your kids tell you that you’re beautiful is one of the greatest perks of parenting. ** … Continue reading

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Breakfast Buzz Kill

Do you ever wanna just walk away from your kids in public and act like you don’t know who the hell they are?  No?  Surely that’s not just me.  Call me Mommy Dearest if you will, but when my kids … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** We actually made it to the beginning of the school year without my kids stabbing each other!! ** New backpacks make everything more exciting. ** My son can evidently make his leg fart.  (I’m so proud.) ** I can’t … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School doesn’t start for 10 more weeks (but who’s counting?). ** It’s gonna be a LONG summer. ** If it happened on Scooby Doo, then it must be true. ** I’ve visited pretty much every public restroom from here … Continue reading

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Shout Out for Scout!

I never ever get surprise packages in the mail.  In fact, the only time I ever receive a box on my front porch is when I order it myself or when my kids drag their crap out there to play … Continue reading

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The Showdown With Crabby Patty

For the life of me, I will never understand why old people who don’t like kids tend to hang out at places that are FULL of kids.  I mean, what the truck?  For example, the pool, as most non-stupid people … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Every weekend should be a 4-day weekend. ** Mosquitoes are mini vampires, minus the sexiness. ** I need to refill my chill pill prescription asap. ** I’m gonna have to put a barbed wire fence around the new couch … Continue reading

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A Little Slice of Heaven

Yesterday the hubby and the kids spent the afternoon with the Twins and the Pirates at a spring training game: I, on the other hand, spent the afternoon lounging in the sun with my good friend, Jose: It was a … Continue reading

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Scarface

       My poor son has done it once again.  Over the weekend, he managed to add even more boo-boos to his already expansive collection of scrapes, cuts, and bruises.  How did he get this latest addition, you ask? … Continue reading

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