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** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading →
** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking. ** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would’ve moved to Antarctica. ** My lips might very well just chap right off … Continue reading →
I’d always thought that Mother Nature and I kind of had a connection — you know with the whole “mother” thing and all. But I’m really starting to think that she’s falsely assumed her title because no mama in her … Continue reading →