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Goatdog and the Pizza Guy Incident

Most of you know by now that our Goatdog is one crazy son of a bitch (literally — cause, you know, he’s a DOG).  He’s body-slammed himself through a glass door, eaten my kitchen chairs, and taken a giant dump … Continue reading

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The Man in Brown

It’s amazing to me how Goatdog and I can have such differing opinions of the UPS man. We’re talking complete opposite ends of the spectrum, people.  I just so happen to LOVE a visit from the man in brown.  I … Continue reading

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Somebody Stop Me Before I Get A Damn Puppy

I don’t know whether I’ve lost my mind or if my ovaries are bored, but lately, I’ve had both babies AND puppies on the brain.  Now I know that deep down, I don’t REALLY want to go back to that … Continue reading

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If It SMELLS Like Poo, It Probably IS Poo

_______________________________________________________________ Goatdog continues to amaze me with the ridiculously crazy things he chooses to eat. Lately, he’s munched on everything from aluminum foil to snotty Kleenex’s.  The more disgusting the item, the more appetizing it is to him.  And the … Continue reading

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Ride On

EVERYBODY NEEDS A CO-PILOT. (Even if he DOES steal your socks and bite your butt.)

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A Smile’s Worth A Thousand Woofs

_____________________________________________________________ You likely know by now that Goatdog is generally a giant thorn in my side and that I often contemplate turning him into the main course for our Thanksgiving dinner.  That being said, though, he has somehow managed to … Continue reading

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Thundershirt My Ass

Our dog has earned many a nickname in his three years with the family — Goatdog, asshole, jackass, dick.  But the one name that kinda surprises me (especially given the fact that he body slammed himself through the friggin’ front … Continue reading

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Bad Dog

So lately, our dog has really been pressing his luck around here.  Just when I think I might actually kinda like the big ol’ doofus, he goes and does something SO incredibly naughty that I wanna open the front door … Continue reading

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Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!!!

If you’ve been following my blog for any length of time, you know by now that Goatdog and I have a love/hate relationship.  Sure, he may look cute and all, but don’t let that fool ya for even one little … Continue reading

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The Unfortunate Trash Can Fiasco

When you’re a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory — at least it’s supposed to anyway.  And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a … Continue reading

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