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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused. ** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China. ** Some of us just aren’t cut out for high heels.  (Like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me. ** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer. ** I’m apparently a “lame” fort builder. ** There are so many hot World Cup soccer players … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband. ** The world is way too incredibly full of itself. ** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder. ** The ONLY thing that should make a duck … Continue reading

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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it’s just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a “place” for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end-of-the-school-year craziness must surely subtract five years off a mom’s life. ** I am sooooooooo done with the packing of the lunches. ** Stressed-out is not one of my finer looks. ** Gossip spreads WAY faster than actual … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you take up two parking spaces, you shouldn’t be surprised when you’re door-dinged. ** Putting my husband in charge of homework supervision is like putting my kids in charge of homework supervision. ** Some people really don’t understand … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I constantly feel like I’m forgetting to do something. ** And most likely, I am. ** In my next life, I’m coming back as a weatherman. ** Whoever decided that baseball pants should be white clearly didn’t do their … Continue reading

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