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Hide & Go Elf

It seems that most people I know have an Elf on the Shelf these days.  You know, the little red-and-white-clad guy who hangs out at your house during the whole month of December, flying back to the North Pole to … Continue reading

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Twas the Nucking Futty Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through our pad, Every creature was stirring, being exceptionally bad. The stockings were hung too close to the floor, And Goatdog was eating each one that he tore. The twins were bouncing off … Continue reading

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Stretching the Holiday Truth

     I swear I feel like half the crap I try to feed my kids while I’m doing this parenting gig comes right back to bite me in the ass.  And with Christmas and all its many, many far-fetched … Continue reading

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The Christmas Brick

     The day my kids stop believing in Santa will be a day that physically hurts my heart because I know that little by little from that point on, their innocence will be slowly fading away.  I can remember exactly when … Continue reading

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The Elf On The Shelf

           For the past few years in our house, we’ve looked forward to a visit from none other than the “elf on the shelf”.  Are you familiar with these little dudes?  They are the cash-flowing creation of … Continue reading

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