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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Next year, I really need some elves, dammit. ** My twins now have nicer phones than I do.  Thanks, Santa. ** Candlelight church services with kids make me ten kinds of nervous. ** If you wanna see a parade … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter. ** There’s just never enough sleep to go around. ** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If a day ever went by where a kid HADN’T peed on a toilet seat here, I’d swear I was in the wrong house. ** I seriously could not be more unorganized. ** Everybody needs a mental health day.  … Continue reading

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The New Year’s Guinea Pig Attack

The older I get, the more I realize that New Year’s Eve is totally overrated.  I mean, seriously, what’s the point of getting all dolled up to spend a shit-ton of money to fight a bunch of annoying crowds to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year’s Eve.  (I’d rather do it the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve.) ** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year. ** Trying to … Continue reading

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Jolly Juice

The other day I sent out a tweet that could quite possibly be misconstrued as naughty by nature — I said something to the effect of “My husband’s Jolly Juice is a-flowing“.  Now many of you may have thought that … Continue reading

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Stupid Questions = Stupid Answers

          I don’t know about you, but I’m wondering when we can officially stop saying, “Happy New Year!” to every damn body.  I mean it’s already the freaking sixth of January, and we’re still saying it?  And … Continue reading

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My Realistic Resolution

           It’s a new year — a time to start fresh and begin a new chapter.  I guess that’s why so many people feel compelled to make resolutions. They resolve that this year they’re gonna do things … Continue reading

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A REAL Holiday Newsletter

     I gotta admit that I am not a big fan of those holiday newsletters that people send in lieu of cards at this time of the year.  Now, granted, some people can diplomatically give an in-depth year-end review … Continue reading

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