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If It SMELLS Like Poo, It Probably IS Poo

_______________________________________________________________ Goatdog continues to amaze me with the ridiculously crazy things he chooses to eat. Lately, he’s munched on everything from aluminum foil to snotty Kleenex’s.  The more disgusting the item, the more appetizing it is to him.  And the … Continue reading

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The Honk Off

I swear my husband gets his jollies by trying to embarrass the crap out of me.  He’s always enjoyed putting the car windows down and driving around our neighborhood with the radio blaring full blast.  And believe me, I’ve seen … Continue reading

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Halloween 2011 Recap

Once again one of my very favorite holidays has passed me by faster than I could say, “Boo!”  Yes, Halloween has come and gone and left me with a massive candy overdose.  I seriously don’t think I’ll be able to … Continue reading

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The Unfortunate Trash Can Fiasco

When you’re a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory — at least it’s supposed to anyway.  And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a … Continue reading

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The Postal Pain in the Ass

You would think that as a postal carrier, you’d understand that your job will no doubt require you to come into contact with dogs at some point in time, right?  I mean, isn’t there even an age-old joke about the … Continue reading

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Bad Dog

I gotta tell ya that it was pretty darned nice to have a small little break from the demon dog over this past weekend.  Luckily, our neighbors are always more than willing to have him stay with them when we … Continue reading

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What's Your Name Again?

I’ve decided that my life would be a hell of a lot easier if everyone just wore name tags. It’s sad but very true that I can’t seem to remember anybody’s damn name anymore for anything in this world. It … Continue reading

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Pimping Cookies

     Now that everybody’s making New Year’s resolutions to cut back on the sweets and hit the treadmill, it’s time to sell good old calorie-packed Girl Scouts cookies!  Seriously, could the timing be worse or what?  It would make … Continue reading

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Spit & Spin

           As if we didn’t already have enough going on around here lately, my son came down with strep throat over the weekend, which meant that he had to go on an antibiotic and can’t return to … Continue reading

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The Pick Up

           It’s just after 3:00, and I’m standing there waiting out the calm before the storm with all the other over-extended moms in the neighborhood. We’re all just trying to catch our breaths before our wild and … Continue reading

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