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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Goatdog likes wine, which makes total sense since he is my dog. ** If it’s not written down, it’s not getting done. ** It’s obviously some kind of rule that kid puke must be projectile and occur at an … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Jet lag is not really the vacation souvenir I had in mind. ** Even the eyes in the back of my head have bags underneath them. ** Just because there’s a bandwagon does not mean you have to jump … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much. ** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap. ** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I like electricity. ** Mondays are like a zit on your chin that won’t go away. ** Politics are so freaking political. ** My kids could be drawing on their walls with Sharpies at bedtime, but as long as … Continue reading

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