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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

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You Say It’s Your Birthday? Well, It’s My Birthday, Too!

  It’s hard to believe that ten whole years have passed since I was squeezing my legs together like a freaking vice so my twins wouldn’t be born on my birthday.  Yep, call me crazy, but I did NOT wanna … Continue reading

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Mother's Day Recap

I wish every day could be Mother’s Day so my kids would behave and give me cute drawings that tell me they love me all day long. They were literally bursting at the seams to FINALLY be able to give … Continue reading

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Happy 7th!

There was a point in time when I wondered if I’d EVER become a mom. I prayed about it, I cried about it, and on April 19, 2003, I FINALLY got my wish. I can hardly even believe it, but … Continue reading

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A Dad's Perspective

So recently I began following this guy on Twitter who not only has his hands full with a toddler going through his terrible twos, but he and his wife also gave birth to boy/girl twins in January of this year. … Continue reading

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Identical Vs. Fraternal

           As a parent of twins, I’ve had to deal with my fair share of oddball questions throughout the years.  Some of them are legitimate, and some of them are really quite obnoxious (for example, “Are they … Continue reading

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Yin And Yang

           As the mama of twins, I often wonder how two little beings who shared the same tiny space in my tummy for nearly nine whole months can be so completely opposite.  They are THE very definition … Continue reading

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Twindurance

     Being a mama to twins certainly poses its fair share of challenges.  It is a true test in multitasking your ass off every single day of the week.  They both want me for something or another at the … Continue reading

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