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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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Something’s Gotta Give

As a parent, we’re often so used to running on autopilot that we rarely ever even stop to think about why we’re doing something.  We just continue to do it mindlessly, day after day after day.  Take, for instance, the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I held my breath for a big Valentine’s Day surprise, I’d surely end up dead. ** A pre-shower naked dance is evidently becoming a nightly ritual around here. ** Yoga is like church for the body and the … Continue reading

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Google Is My Copilot

Remember that show, “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”  Well, it turns out, I’m apparently not.  You see, I happen to live with two of them, and I’m reminded of that fact nearly every friggin’ night when I try … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Snowblowers are the roosters of my neighborhood. ** Joe Namath is just a gold tooth and a hooker away from becoming a pimp. ** Insomnia is stalking me yet again. ** Goatdog REALLY wants to poop on grass again. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking. ** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would’ve moved to Antarctica. ** My lips might very well just chap right off … Continue reading

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Suck It, Mother Nature

I’d always thought that Mother Nature and I kind of had a connection — you know with the whole “mother” thing and all.  But I’m really starting to think that she’s falsely assumed her title because no mama in her … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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A Polar Vortex Punch of Reality

Coming back from a family vacation is never a fun thing.  The packing, the travel, the crabby kids — they all add up to one giant pain in the ass.  It pretty much makes you forget that you were even … Continue reading

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