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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am evidently NOT Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. ** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me. ** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to. ** I really need to start slippin’ Immodium A-D … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Motherhood = taking your first shower of the day at midnight (IF you’re lucky….) ** Tornado warnings surprisingly do not freak out my kids. ** Although it’s been hazy, there’s definitely been nothing lazy about summer so far. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son likes to pee in the garage. ** Four-day weekends confuse the hell out of me. ** Our local library is so noisy that it’s a disco ball and a few cocktail waitresses short of becoming a nightclub. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Every weekend should be a 4-day weekend. ** Mosquitoes are mini vampires, minus the sexiness. ** I need to refill my chill pill prescription asap. ** I’m gonna have to put a barbed wire fence around the new couch … Continue reading

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