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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what’s disappearing faster around here — my money or our iPhone chargers. ** When one of your son’s best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo. ** The stupidity of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused. ** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China. ** Some of us just aren’t cut out for high heels.  (Like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year. ** I may never see my son again now that Wii U is hooked up in the basement. ** Goatdog REALLY likes to open presents.  Especially ones that don’t … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Those sneaky Mayans were totally effing with us all along.  I knew it!!!! ** December is one giant money suck. ** Our Elf on the Shelf would be a lot more welcome here if he wrapped presents and actually … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The clothes get a whole lot cleaner when you actually push the START button on the washing machine. ** If I had a dollar for every time my house is quiet, I still wouldn’t have any money in my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I ever turn up missing, a vineyard in Sonoma is most likely where you’ll find me. ** My daughter thinks I was born in 1818.  Seriously, she asked if that was my birth year.  WTF?! ** Entirely too … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time. ** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people. ** A giant cardboard box is … Continue reading

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Sometimes Money CAN Buy You Happiness

When your kids are eerily quiet for any extended period of time, nine times out of ten it’s because they’re trying to burn your house down.  But every once in a blue moon, the stars all align, and the pip … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If it’s breakable, there’s a damn good chance that I’m gonna drop it. ** The autocorrect on my iPhone clearly does not know me by now. ** Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is almost as big as her ass. ** … Continue reading

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