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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Mother’s Day should really be Mother’s Weekend. ** My brain is on MAJOR end-of-the-school-year overload. ** Warm weather just makes ya wanna eat ice cream. (Or is that just me?) ** Some people should really reconsider making sex tapes. … Continue reading →
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Tagged beach, bedtime, car wash, Cleveland kidnapping, family, kids, Kim Kardashian, lottery, moms, Morgan Freeman, Mother's Day, motherhood, parenting, school, smoking, summer
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Cramps and mammograms are just two of the many perks (*ahem*) of being a woman. ** I’d rather be a wrinkled mess than pull out an iron. ** Kids and husbands have very selective hearing. ** Getting in bed … Continue reading →
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Tagged bed, carpool, cramps, family, husbands, iron, kids, mammogram, memory loss, moms, motherhood, NyQuil, parenting, weather, wine
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** I really couldn’t give a rat’s ass what Ryan Lochte would do. ** Diarrhea of the mouth is a dangerous thing. ** If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re doing something wrong. ** I can rest easy now that … Continue reading →
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Tagged cookies, diarrhea, family, kids, moms, motherhood, parenting, parking tickets, shower, technology
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Little League Angst
(Oh, but there is!!!!) _______________________________________________________ I don’t know about you, but I think little league baseball is one of the most painful sports to watch. Not only is it like staring at drying paint cause it takes ten zillion years … Continue reading →
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Tagged baseball, encouragement, family, growing up, kids, Little League, moms, motherhood, parenting, pride, sports
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** My son isn’t afraid to run a song straight into the ground. ** Neither time nor cheese is on my side. ** If answering questions was a high-paying job, I’d be rolling in the benjamins. ** I feel naked without … Continue reading →
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Tagged bills, dodgeball, family, job, Judge Judy, kids, mail, moms, motherhood, parenting, questions, winter
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk. ** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness. ** Turning 29 again wasn’t so bad after all. ** We evidently need to start lining up in two’s to board … Continue reading →
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Tagged birthday, Boston Marathon, Chicago, daughter, DMV, Facebook, family, flooding, kids, moms, motherhood, parenting, rain, spring, weather, wine
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You Say It’s Your Birthday? Well, It’s My Birthday, Too!
It’s hard to believe that ten whole years have passed since I was squeezing my legs together like a freaking vice so my twins wouldn’t be born on my birthday. Yep, call me crazy, but I did NOT wanna … Continue reading →
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Tagged birthday, childbirth, family, gifts, kids, Minecraft, moms, multiples, parenting, party, pregnancy, Pump It Up, spa, twin's birthday, twins
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get. ** North Korea needs a giant chill pill. ** I seriously hate sleepovers. ** It’s not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor. ** Rick … Continue reading →
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Tagged Chicago, cleats, commercials, doctor, dog, family, husband, kids, manners, moms, motherhood, North Korea, parenting, Rick Pitino, sleepovers, spring, t.v.
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Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING. ** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage. ** Reality’s a bitch, especially when it sucker punches you. ** I’m pretty much drowning in important dates to remember. ** … Continue reading →
Things I’ve Learned This Week
** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness. ** “Quiet” is most definitely NOT a word I’d use to describe my house. ** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent. Lucky me. ** Sometimes when people say they … Continue reading →
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Tagged bedtime, calories, ear infections, family, husband, kids, media, moms, motherhood, parenting, road trip, room service, Shamrock Shake, snowstorm, stress
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