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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain. ** The cooler weather’s giving me that “Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them” feeling. ** Every now and again, you’ve gotta call the Grammar Police on YOURSELF. ** I am without … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first week of back-to-school mornings are nuttier than squirrel poop. ** Nobody appreciates bedtime more than a parent. ** Mom guilt sucker punches me on a daily basis. ** But, hey, at least my daughter’s not twerking on … Continue reading

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