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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T’eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes. ** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death. ** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat … Continue reading

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The True Meaning of Christmas

As a kid, it’s hard to see the big, wide world outside your own tiny bubble of existence.  (Heck, it’s not easy even as an adult sometimes!)  That’s why I’ve made it my mission to try to teach my kids … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Life is really getting in the way of my writing. ** I just can’t seem to help myself in a Halloween pop-up store. ** Ke$ha apparently didn’t go away after all. ** Chuck E. Cheese smells just like a … Continue reading

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Hey You, Whoever You Are….

As I’ve said before, I’m convinced that motherhood kills your brain cells.  It’s certainly done a number on my memory cause I can’t seem to get anybody’s name straight in my household.  I don’t know how the hell that Duggar … Continue reading

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Brain Farts

Lately, I’ve been having even more brain farts than usual. I know — that’s probably hard to believe, huh? Well, it’s actually very true. You see, I’ve recently worn my thong sideways, put the orange juice in the pantry, and … Continue reading

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What's Your Name Again?

I’ve decided that my life would be a hell of a lot easier if everyone just wore name tags. It’s sad but very true that I can’t seem to remember anybody’s damn name anymore for anything in this world. It … Continue reading

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