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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun. ** I may steal the dog crate from the dog — it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there. ** Judging by his wardrobe choices, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much. ** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation. ** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me. ** The sink in my kids’ … Continue reading

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Google Is My Copilot

Remember that show, “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”  Well, it turns out, I’m apparently not.  You see, I happen to live with two of them, and I’m reminded of that fact nearly every friggin’ night when I try … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The lighting in fitting rooms is nothing short of cruel. ** My toes are sooooo ready for flip flops. ** A clean car is pretty awesome (even if only for five short minutes). ** I probably owe the car … Continue reading

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Third Grade Math Can Kiss My 3.14hole

If you follow me on Twitter, you’ve probably been subjected to my bitching about third grade math from time to time.  Call me crazy, but I’m just not a big fan of assignments that make make me feel dumber than … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Bloating and cramping are God’s way of saying, “Sucks to be you!!!” ** Giselle Bundchen needs to be introduced to the wonderful world of duct tape. ** A rotten bag of mushrooms makes your entire refrigerator smell like skunk … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever invented “New Math” is an asshole. ** Parents should get a big friggin’ cut of their kid’s lemonade stand profits.  Just sayin’. ** It’s Friday the 13th, so I should probably watch out for tall, creepy men wearing … Continue reading

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Homework Can Kiss My Ass

Why do I feel like homework time is nothing but an exercise in patience for the PARENTS??!!  I don’t know about you, but I despise this time of the day even more than when my alarm clock goes off in … Continue reading

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