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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The world needs more creative photobombers. ** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass. ** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter. ** An unidentifiable smell in … Continue reading

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The Bad Massage

     Santa was very good to me this year and even left me a spa gift certificate in my stocking which I fully intend to use to go get a massage today.  (High fives, you North Pole stud, you!) … Continue reading

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RELAX? — That's Just Nutty!

     Relaxation.  I suck at it.  I have a history of sucking at it.  I will probably forever suck at it.  No matter how hard I try, I just cannot let go of everything.  My mind is like an … Continue reading

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