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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The silverware thief is at it again. ** It’s hard to have an adult conversation when you see your kid making armpit farts out of the corner of your eye. ** Crying over spilled milk is totally justified when … Continue reading

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It’s Nice to Not Feel Like a Doormat For a Change

Every now and then my family totally and completely surprises me.  Just when I’ve had it up to here and have all but bought a one-way ticket to Timbuktu for myself, they go and do something really nice to show … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** When you’re a mama, your birthday is very often just another day. ** You know it’s gonna be one of “those” days when you start it off by catching your dog divin’ for toilet turds. ** Very few things … Continue reading

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How My Relaxation Flew the Coop

I don’t know about you, but I fully look forward to my hair appointments.  It’s the one rare chance I get to relax for a couple of hours without someone poking me (and yes, that includes my husband if ya … Continue reading

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The Kid Who Shit All Over My Bliss

Even though it was a short one, last week was just a crazy-ass week.  After dealing with Goatdog and his wacky ailments, my body was one big bundle of stress and nerves.  So, I thought I’d treat myself to a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might actually kinda love Goatdog. ** Acorns are poisonous.  Who knew? ** Animal doctors charge more than people doctors. ** I should’ve been a veterinarian.  Dammit! ** Putting a massage place right next to a Kidsnips is a … Continue reading

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Ten Things That Make Me Happy

So you may or may not know that I generally HATE it when people send me chain letters that I’m supposed to forward on to ten people immediately or suffer the lightning bolt that’s sure to strike me down. I … Continue reading

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Mother Freakin' Hints

So Mother’s Day is this weekend, right? (And for those of you who live in a cave and didn’t know this, grab a Sharpie and write it on your damn calendar in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS right freaking now!) Anyway, I’ve … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** My son is a human pogo stick. ** Turning 29 again this year feels even better than it did the last several times. ** Sending me a coupon in the mail AFTER I just made a big-ass purchase at … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Nobody picked up their dog’s shit this winter.  (And please don’t ask my shoe how it knows this — it’s still bitter about it.) ** My son knows WAY too much information about his friend’s balls. ** Leprechauns are … Continue reading

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