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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Onions are NOT my friend. ** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can’t help but giggle. ** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list. ** Cloning myself … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes me three WEEKS to recover from three NIGHTS of going out. ** If you’re ever questioning your parenting abilities, turning on “Mommy Dearest” will make you feel like Mother of the Century. ** I really wish my … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** My body didn’t get the memo that I don’t do sick. ** I am not bringing sexy back. ** I’ve done so much blowing (of my nose) that I have a whole new appreciation for vacuum cleaners & hookers. … Continue reading

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