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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son has decided to respond to any and all questions with, “BOP!” ** If I want my kids to embarrass me, I just need to take ‘em into a dressing room. ** My bras are apparently very entertaining. … Continue reading

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A Shitty Day At The Beach

Yesterday was a day when I needed much more than just an IV of caffeine.  Hell, what I needed was more like a damn IV of margaritas!  Cause yesterday?  Well, yesterday was pretty freaking sucky.  Any time that sandy poo … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need a vacation from my vacation. ** My son’s hand is attached to his penis no less than 15 hours a day. ** Tiger Woods is an ass wipe.  (Ok, so I already knew this, but his creepy … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I have amazing hand-eye coordination when it comes to catching puke. ** Twenty-two hours in a car can cause hallucinations. ** My son could very well be a rooster. ** Skinny jeans and yellow fudge cake ice cream do … Continue reading

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A Little Slice of Heaven

Yesterday the hubby and the kids spent the afternoon with the Twins and the Pirates at a spring training game: I, on the other hand, spent the afternoon lounging in the sun with my good friend, Jose: It was a … Continue reading

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Crazy In Cabo

     Ahh, vacation.  There’s nothing like getting far, far away to a beautiful place like Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in the dead of winter.  A girl could really get used to sipping mango margaritas, lounging by the pool, and … Continue reading

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