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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Next year, I really need some elves, dammit. ** My twins now have nicer phones than I do.  Thanks, Santa. ** Candlelight church services with kids make me ten kinds of nervous. ** If you wanna see a parade … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays, A-holes!

Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let’s be real, y’all.  December … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** T.H.O. season has officially arrived. ** Lost and Found bins make me wanna scrub myself with acid. ** Santa’s gonna have to start turnin’ tricks to pay for all the shit on the Christmas lists this year. ** No … Continue reading

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Shopping With Family

So if you’ve been following me on Twitter, you know that I’ve been on a mad hunt for a dress to wear to my 20 year high school reunion that’s coming up in August.  And let me just tell you … Continue reading

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Holiday Headaches

          This time of the year is truly one of my absolute favorites.  I love the traditions, I love the family time, and I especially love the excited smiles on my kids’ faces.  However, there are some … Continue reading

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Parking Lot Throwdown

          Unfortunately, this time of the year tends to bring out the bitchiness in most people.  Everybody’s in a hurry, and nobody’s willing to wait.  Just try going to a mall parking lot on any given weekend … Continue reading

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Hell On Wheels

           We didn’t have a ton of money when I was growing up, but my parents worked their asses off and literally bent over backwards trying to give me as much as they possibly could.  So, when … Continue reading

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