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Things I’ve Learned This Week (Back from the Dead!!!)

So after a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG hiatus from writing over the summer (life sure gets in the way, doesn’t it?!), I’ve decided to crank out a much overdue list of things I’ve learned this week.  Drumroll, please………………………….. ** Whatever I like, my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you take up two parking spaces, you shouldn’t be surprised when you’re door-dinged. ** Putting my husband in charge of homework supervision is like putting my kids in charge of homework supervision. ** Some people really don’t understand … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out. ** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital “B“. ** “The Great Gatsby” was unfortunately not all that great. ** I would get lost inside a cardboard box.  (No, seriously, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The silverware thief is at it again. ** It’s hard to have an adult conversation when you see your kid making armpit farts out of the corner of your eye. ** Crying over spilled milk is totally justified when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you think they might spill it, they absolutely, most definitely will spill it. ** My blood is a molotov cocktail of Allegra, Singulair and Advil. ** It may feel like lice, but sometimes, it’s just dry scalp. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Just hearing the word “lice” makes my head itch. ** A freight train accompanied by a brass marching band would be quieter than my children. ** Halloween decorations make me happy. ** Sun-baked dog poop is anything but easy … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I can rock a backwards thong with the best of ‘em. ** Onion powder from 2008 is lumpy two years later. ** Grilled cheese crumbs have no business being on your tatas. ** My “me” time (I can’t say … Continue reading

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Shopping With Family

So if you’ve been following me on Twitter, you know that I’ve been on a mad hunt for a dress to wear to my 20 year high school reunion that’s coming up in August.  And let me just tell you … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Judgmental moms can suck it. ** My kids coined the phrase, “Save the drama for your mama.” ** Fingernail clippings do NOT belong on the kitchen table. ** Dirt floors would better serve this household. ** If a door … Continue reading

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