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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** Someone … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it’s FINALLY Summer. ** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits. ** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand. ** Sand will take … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs. ** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty. ** I may or may not be a sucker. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Half days of school are only awesome if you’re a kid or a teacher.  Or bat shit crazy. ** Birthdays are chock-full of calories. ** Sometimes it’s better to pretend like you don’t know your family. ** The front … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should totally count as a workout if you run around like crazy all day (especially if you’re dressed in full workout gear). ** I could come home with a purple mohawk, and no one in my family would … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My world is just a series of pee splatters and poo. ** It’s a true challenge not to laugh when telling your eight year old how inappropriate it is to yell “cocks“. ** Throwing food can be liberatingly fun. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever invented “New Math” is an asshole. ** Parents should get a big friggin’ cut of their kid’s lemonade stand profits.  Just sayin’. ** It’s Friday the 13th, so I should probably watch out for tall, creepy men wearing … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son secretly wants to be a nudist. ** Boobs and dog claws do not go together. ** Screw the kids — I’M the one who should be getting a damn allowance!! ** Getting a new backpack is like … Continue reading

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Lemolade Stand

     My daughter has been bugging me for weeks to have a lemonade stand, so I finally let her set up shop this past weekend.  I had stopped at the grocery to buy cups and pink lemonade and to … Continue reading

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