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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much. ** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap. ** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The clothes get a whole lot cleaner when you actually push the START button on the washing machine. ** If I had a dollar for every time my house is quiet, I still wouldn’t have any money in my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs. ** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty. ** I may or may not be a sucker. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, it’s ALWAYS my fault. ** Bollywood dancing is actually pretty darn fun. ** Dogs apparently CAN eat a whole bunch of chocolate and not die. ** Turns out that I am not Super Woman. ** Ron Artest needs … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I ever turn up missing, a vineyard in Sonoma is most likely where you’ll find me. ** My daughter thinks I was born in 1818.  Seriously, she asked if that was my birth year.  WTF?! ** Entirely too … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Year (A Recap of the Best of 2011)

** My son likes to make his penis talk.  (Don’t ask.) ** The entire household turns into assholes when my husband goes out of town. ** My kids wait to take a dump until it’s time to walk out the … Continue reading

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What If I Threw The Tantrum For A Change?

I don’t know about you, but sometimes, I can’t help but laugh my buns off when my kids are throwing an all-out fit.  They just look so incredibly ridiculous to me as they’re wailing and screaming and flailing themselves about … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Guinea pigs poop more than any other creature on this planet.  For real, y’all. ** It’s all fun and games till your kid locks you out of the house. ** I’m the queen of accidentally mooning strangers on the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Motherhood = taking your first shower of the day at midnight (IF you’re lucky….) ** Tornado warnings surprisingly do not freak out my kids. ** Although it’s been hazy, there’s definitely been nothing lazy about summer so far. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Men with the last name of Weiner really do like to take pictures of their junk. ** It’s time to do laundry when you’re trying to talk your second grader into going commando. ** My son evidently wrote a … Continue reading

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