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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not good at getting lucky. ** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be. ** A little piece of me dies every time people “REPLY ALL” to a group email. ** I could buy my kids 10,000 … Continue reading

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Something’s Gotta Give

As a parent, we’re often so used to running on autopilot that we rarely ever even stop to think about why we’re doing something.  We just continue to do it mindlessly, day after day after day.  Take, for instance, the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke. ** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa. ** You never realize how much you use your ice maker. … Continue reading

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