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** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading →
** It should at least count as working out if you wore your workout clothes all day long. ** When you wake up at 4 AM and think you smell someone making toast, it’s most likely just wishful thinking. ** … Continue reading →
** Mother’s Day should really be Mother’s Weekend. ** My brain is on MAJOR end-of-the-school-year overload. ** Warm weather just makes ya wanna eat ice cream. (Or is that just me?) ** Some people should really reconsider making sex tapes. … Continue reading →
** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter. ** There’s just never enough sleep to go around. ** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than … Continue reading →
—————————————————————————————————– ** There’s no calling in sick when you’re a mom. ** Antibiotics and my stomach are soooooo not BFF’s. ** Kids are ten times louder when you tell them you have a headache. ** The dirty clothes hampers in … Continue reading →
** We actually made it to the beginning of the school year without my kids stabbing each other!! ** New backpacks make everything more exciting. ** My son can evidently make his leg fart. (I’m so proud.) ** I can’t … Continue reading →
** If it’s breakable, there’s a damn good chance that I’m gonna drop it. ** The autocorrect on my iPhone clearly does not know me by now. ** Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is almost as big as her ass. ** … Continue reading →