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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’ve seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days. ** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid. ** It may very well STILL be forgotten even … Continue reading

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The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I’ve often found myself doing things that I wouldn’t dream of doing on my own free will —  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult. ** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome. ** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m being stalked by a grasshopper. ** Amusement parks are where manners go to die and germs go to thrive. ** Sleeping with the windows open is awesome.  Unless your neighbor’s dog sounds like a dying coyote. ** ”Not Dishwasher … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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