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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what’s disappearing faster around here — my money or our iPhone chargers. ** When one of your son’s best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo. ** The stupidity of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun. ** I may steal the dog crate from the dog — it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there. ** Judging by his wardrobe choices, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what scares me more — Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids’ bathroom. ** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go. ** Canker sores … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much. ** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation. ** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me. ** The sink in my kids’ … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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