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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure why people are so surprised that a guy named “Weiner” likes to show off his junk. ** Goatdog drinks water like he’s bobbing for apples. ** A good night’s sleep is totally wasted on the young. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I had a dollar for every item on my to-do list, I could pay someone to do all the items on my to-do list. ** I’d like to punch my 40-year-old hormones in the face. ** Bringing a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Call me a scrooge, but I wouldn’t even get up at 4 AM for my own friggin’ wedding!!! ** A Chatty Cathy at a nail salon is like a yodeler at a library. ** Easter grass will still be … Continue reading

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