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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might be a bit biased, but I’m pretty sure if I was in sixth grade, I’d wanna be friends with my kids. ** Apparently the floor is the best place to hang coats and towels. ** Garage sales … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what’s disappearing faster around here — my money or our iPhone chargers. ** When one of your son’s best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo. ** The stupidity of … Continue reading

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Texting with the Shorties

As a parent, technology is often my worst enemy.  Not only does it turn my son into a zombified video game addict half the time, but it also gives me gray hairs worrying about the prospect of someone sending a … Continue reading

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‘Tis the Season for Gazillion Dollar Wish Lists

————————————————————————————————— Remember the good old days when your kids would be perfectly happy with the giant cardboard box their gifts came in?  Give ’em some markers, and they were entertained for HOURS, barely costing you a thing.  My, how times … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Homework is making me wanna stick my head in the oven.  On convection. ** My children are certainly not winning any awards for getting ready for bed quickly. ** I really don’t give a crap what the fox says. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it’s FINALLY Summer. ** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits. ** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand. ** Sand will take … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I most certainly did NOT inherit my mom’s hair-braiding skills. ** Apparently, Gap Kids sells husky-sized skinny jeans.  Anybody else confused? ** Winter can kiss my lily-white patootie. ** However, the thought of the approaching swimsuit season scares the … Continue reading

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iPhone Overload

My kids are driving me absolutely CUCKOO-KACHOO with all the friggin’ apps they continue to want for the iPhone.  Every day it’s something new.  My damn phone now has over 8,764 different games on it!  WTF?!  Ok, so maybe that’s … Continue reading

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Pointless Notes to Self

Something many people don’t know about me is that I’m constantly writing things down that I want to remember.  In fact, I am obsessed with the “Notes” app on my iPhone.  Every time I see something interesting in a magazine … Continue reading

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