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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you take up two parking spaces, you shouldn’t be surprised when you’re door-dinged. ** Putting my husband in charge of homework supervision is like putting my kids in charge of homework supervision. ** Some people really don’t understand … Continue reading

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When to Fold ‘Em

Ever have one of those days where every-freaking-thing seems to go wrong?  And no matter what you try to do, it all just turns to crap?  (If you haven’t, then it’s safe to say that I kinda hate you, but … Continue reading

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They Don’t Call It the Red Eye for Nothin’

If your husband tries to talk you into flying the red-eye with your kids at the end of a family vacation, don’t fall for it.  He may try to reassure you that your kids will sleep on the plane, and … Continue reading

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The Perks of Being a Mom

It’s no secret that parenting is hands-down one of THE hardest jobs on the planet.  There are days when you love it and days when you want to turn in your notice and walk right out the door.  The pay … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking. ** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would’ve moved to Antarctica. ** My lips might very well just chap right off … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I may or may not know something about the lack of Kit Kat’s in our Halloween candy stash. ** Costumes should really be a part of every day. ** Pumpkin guts smell ten kinds of funky. ** Holidays should … Continue reading

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The Poop and the Fan

In my house, the poop and the fan need no introduction.  They are quite familiar with each other, especially when my husband is out of town.  Because that’s precisely the time that things tend to go very wrong.  And usually, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husband’s so … Continue reading

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