Tag Archives: humor

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what scares me more — Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids’ bathroom. ** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go. ** Canker sores … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much. ** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation. ** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me. ** The sink in my kids’ … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is. ** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest. ** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult. ** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome. ** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director. ** … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘Kids Say the Darnedest Things’ Contest Winner!!!!

For years my own kids have made me pee my pants with laughter, and I’m happy to report that you all are also giggling your way through parenting.  (Seriously, how else would we stay out of the nut house if … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments