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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It really helps to have your eyes open while trying to drive. ** Sparklers just make everyone happy. ** My kids were no doubt fish in a former life. ** Laughing really hard with friends is a WAY better … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Girls and drama go together like humidity and swass. ** Try as I may, I just don’t have the moves like Jagger. ** It’s best to look at the toilet seat before sitting down, at least in my house … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Bras and humidity go together about as well as politicians and honesty. ** 7:30 AM is way too early for drama. ** It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if my kids’ heads spun around while they spit green … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am evidently NOT Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. ** The Coupon Suzy lady scares the absolute hell out of me. ** 2 AM looks WAY different than it used to. ** I really need to start slippin’ Immodium A-D … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It is possible for your brain to sweat. ** Humidity and bras simply do not go together. ** Grasshoppers are not a hair accessory. ** Hi, my name is Nucking Futs Mama, and I’m a costume jewelry-aholic. ** M&M’s … Continue reading

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