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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y’all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let’s be real here, people — I’m a mom, and we all know what that means. I’ll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A … Continue reading

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The Perks of Being a Mom

It’s no secret that parenting is hands-down one of THE hardest jobs on the planet.  There are days when you love it and days when you want to turn in your notice and walk right out the door.  The pay … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The noise in my house is often so LOUD that I could walk out and nobody would even notice. ** It would be AWESOME to still get care packages every now and then like we did in college. ** People … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I held my breath for a big Valentine’s Day surprise, I’d surely end up dead. ** A pre-shower naked dance is evidently becoming a nightly ritual around here. ** Yoga is like church for the body and the … Continue reading

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Google Is My Copilot

Remember that show, “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”  Well, it turns out, I’m apparently not.  You see, I happen to live with two of them, and I’m reminded of that fact nearly every friggin’ night when I try … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever sent the Polar Vortex an invitation to return is in need of a good ass kicking. ** If I wanted to live in Antarctica, I would’ve moved to Antarctica. ** My lips might very well just chap right off … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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Texting with the Shorties

As a parent, technology is often my worst enemy.  Not only does it turn my son into a zombified video game addict half the time, but it also gives me gray hairs worrying about the prospect of someone sending a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading

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