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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I’m in the woods today, I need to avoid men wearing hockey masks. ** Listening to an eleven year old sing in the shower is nothing short of AWESOME. ** A kid kicking the back of your seat … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday. ** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday. ** I’ve totally forgotten what the sun even looks like. ** Apparently … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.) ** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment. ** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** “Take a nap” keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason. ** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood. ** If my kids had horns (and I’m not quite sure that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other. ** Homework’s about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon. ** I’d be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip. … Continue reading

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End of the School Year Madness

Maybe it’s just me, but the end of the school year always seems to bring with it a boatload of unwanted stress.  Finding a “place” for all the papers that are sent home, trying not to drown in the flood … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Onions are NOT my friend. ** Every time I see a Smart Car, I can’t help but giggle. ** Being in three different places at one time is, unfortunately, at the top of my to-do list. ** Cloning myself … Continue reading

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