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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM. ** If you’re a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas. ** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they’re getting an outhouse for Christmas. ** I could really use an elf. ** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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‘Twas the Nucking Futty Night Before Christmas (Re-posted)

Some of you may remember this post from a few years ago, and some of you may be reading it for the first time.  Whatever the case, it was my own nucking futty spin on the classic tale of “The … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever declared the recorder a “musical” instrument was obviously deaf. ** The UPS man has left more on my porch lately than the squirrels have. ** Slow drivers should really just stay the hell out of all the holiday … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The weatherman seems to be telling us all to go back to our warm beds until April. ** It would be AWESOME if I was the octopus my children seem to think I am. ** When you tell your husband … Continue reading

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HOLY Berries!!!

I originally posted this a few years ago, but it’s definitely one that I like to pull out of the vault again at holiday time.  Cause it’s about liquor.  And who DOESN’T need a cup of cheerful something or other … Continue reading

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Hey all and happy new year!!!  Hopefully everyone survived the holiday madness relatively unscathed.  I’m certainly happy I lived to tell about it.  And now, 2013 is starting off with some exciting news!  You may remember me telling you a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Santa needs to be A LOT more organized next year. ** I may never see my son again now that Wii U is hooked up in the basement. ** Goatdog REALLY likes to open presents.  Especially ones that don’t … Continue reading

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