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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what scares me more — Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids’ bathroom. ** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go. ** Canker sores … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites. ** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn. ** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine. ** Eating with a jock cup … Continue reading

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Parenting

Ok, yeah, I’ll admit that my husband and I may have rock, paper, scissored our way through some of more undesirable aspects of parenting our twins.  (I’m pretty sure we’re not the only ones who do this either.)  Because, sometimes, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Homework is making me wanna stick my head in the oven.  On convection. ** My children are certainly not winning any awards for getting ready for bed quickly. ** I really don’t give a crap what the fox says. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I may or may not know something about the lack of Kit Kat’s in our Halloween candy stash. ** Costumes should really be a part of every day. ** Pumpkin guts smell ten kinds of funky. ** Holidays should … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Complete strangers REALLY like to tell me the whole story of their lives, regardless of how horrifically TMI it might be. ** The “Mind Blowing Science Kit” is clearly an outside toy.  Ugh. ** I apparently can’t watch a school … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes me three WEEKS to recover from three NIGHTS of going out. ** If you’re ever questioning your parenting abilities, turning on “Mommy Dearest” will make you feel like Mother of the Century. ** I really wish my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED. ** “Customer” and “service” are two words that, sadly, don’t belong together anymore. ** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything.  (O.k., so later than usual). ** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe. ** After … Continue reading

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