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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter. ** There’s just never enough sleep to go around. ** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than … Continue reading

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How Patches Lost His Ass

A little over a year ago, I had a momentary lapse in judgment.  Yes, I allowed my daughter to get a pet guinea pig, which was clearly not the smartest decision I ever made, considering that we have a dog … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, it’s ALWAYS my fault. ** Bollywood dancing is actually pretty darn fun. ** Dogs apparently CAN eat a whole bunch of chocolate and not die. ** Turns out that I am not Super Woman. ** Ron Artest needs … Continue reading

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The New Year’s Guinea Pig Attack

The older I get, the more I realize that New Year’s Eve is totally overrated.  I mean, seriously, what’s the point of getting all dolled up to spend a shit-ton of money to fight a bunch of annoying crowds to … Continue reading

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Bad Dog

So lately, our dog has really been pressing his luck around here.  Just when I think I might actually kinda like the big ol’ doofus, he goes and does something SO incredibly naughty that I wanna open the front door … Continue reading

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Guinea Pig Pooper Scooper

See this shirt right here?  I sooooo totally need this shirt.  Because this sums up my life to a tee (pun intended).  Who knew that such a cute little creature could shit this friggin’ much?  I don’t know about you, … Continue reading

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