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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Nobody ever forewarns you about all the skid marks of motherhood (and I do mean that LITERALLY). ** My kids have more energy than Richard Simmons on cocaine. ** Screaming is evidently my son’s new favorite hobby. ** I … Continue reading

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Express Lane, My Ass

          Know that checkout lane at the grocery store that clearly states “EXPRESS LANE” and that claims you should only have “10 ITEMS OR LESS“?  Yeah, you know, the one you’re supposed to be able to whiz … Continue reading

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The Sting of Reality

     Know what really sucks about coming home from vacation after a week? EVERYTHING!  Even though we were just down at my parents’ house for a visit, I have truly been living in fantasy land for seven days now.  I didn’t … Continue reading

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Thank You for Shopping, Again and Again and Again

It  is truly insane how many times I run to the grocery store in any given week. With twins, we are constantly running out of something.  I feel like I no sooner get back from replenishing the grub stock that … Continue reading

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