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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m being stalked by a grasshopper. ** Amusement parks are where manners go to die and germs go to thrive. ** Sleeping with the windows open is awesome.  Unless your neighbor’s dog sounds like a dying coyote. ** “Not Dishwasher … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I constantly feel like I’m forgetting to do something. ** And most likely, I am. ** In my next life, I’m coming back as a weatherman. ** Whoever decided that baseball pants should be white clearly didn’t do their … Continue reading

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The Grocery Store: Gathering Place for Jackholes

Going to the grocery store is definitely not my idea of a good time.  Sure it’s nice when your kids are FINALLY old enough that you don’t have to drag them with you every time you need to run out … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** Someone … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week (& A Gift Card Giveaway!!!)

** Every time I try to be the early bird, my kids have already beaten me to the damn worm. ** The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree since my son evidently also writes “notes to self“. ** I’m … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time. ** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people. ** A giant cardboard box is … Continue reading

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HOLY Berries (Re-post)

So, given that I’m runnin’ on empty and probably shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery right now, I’m re-posting a recipe that I originally slapped up on my blog last December.  I know some of you might think I’m lame for … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The Rocky Balboa look just really doesn’t work for me. ** My son thinks I resemble “1/4 weirdo, 3/4 Mommy“. ** I have some of the greatest friends in the world. ** A bag of kid puke is WAY … Continue reading

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Whatever Gets You Through Aisle 9

I am amazed at how organized some people seem to be at the grocery store.  This woman in front of me today had her entire basket neatly categorized by food type.  How on earth does she do that?!  I’m usually … Continue reading

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