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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y’all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let’s be real here, people — I’m a mom, and we all know what that means. I’ll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A … Continue reading

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Google Is My Copilot

Remember that show, “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”  Well, it turns out, I’m apparently not.  You see, I happen to live with two of them, and I’m reminded of that fact nearly every friggin’ night when I try … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it. ** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can’t help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

_______________________________________________________________ ** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently. ** I’ve answered more questions than Google over the past several days. ** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy.  I killed a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Recovery time from the weekend is much much longer than it used to be. ** I should just hand out money to trick-or-treaters as much as candy costs these days. ** School pick up in the rain is about … Continue reading

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No Further Questions Please

I think I’ve developed an allergic reaction to question marks, thanks to my unbelievably inquisitive children.  They have completely beaten me down with all their constant questioning about every freaking little thing under, over and beyond the moon.  I’m quite … Continue reading

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