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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what’s disappearing faster around here — my money or our iPhone chargers. ** When one of your son’s best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo. ** The stupidity of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Snowblowers are the roosters of my neighborhood. ** Joe Namath is just a gold tooth and a hooker away from becoming a pimp. ** Insomnia is stalking me yet again. ** Goatdog REALLY wants to poop on grass again. … Continue reading

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Goatdog “Piles” on the Fun

I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me.  And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material.  Remember last week when he … Continue reading

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The Ken Necklace

To some people, this necklace might look like something the Malibu Barbie serial killer would wear.  But to MY group of friends?  Well, this fine piece of craftsmanship is something to be treasured — at least until you anonymously pass … Continue reading

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Laughing It Off

If you’ve been reading my blog for a while now, you know that I am not a big fan of the morning.  There’s just entirely too much talking, not enough following of directions, and a whole lot of driving Mama … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I can’t remember what it feels like to think straight. ** It’s insane how many errands you can accomplish when your kids aren’t with you. ** Trying not to drink wine through the week is like trying to fight … Continue reading

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Facing One's Fears

          Two years ago, my husband and I were vacationing with friends in Mexico when he came damn close to drowning.  It was an experience that literally rocked us to the very core and has haunted him … Continue reading

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My Big Fat Russian Wedding Experience

           Have you ever driven by a particular building in your town fifty bazillion times and wondered what on earth goes on in there?  Well, there’s a Russian restaurant/banquet hall not more than two or three miles … Continue reading

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My Realistic Resolution

           It’s a new year — a time to start fresh and begin a new chapter.  I guess that’s why so many people feel compelled to make resolutions. They resolve that this year they’re gonna do things … Continue reading

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The Fugly Sweater

     Following in the footsteps of our non-traditional Thanksgiving, our Christmas this year was also a very alternative one.  We went over to our same friends’ house who hosted us for turkey day for some good old festive fun. … Continue reading

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