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Happy Holidays, A-holes!

Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let’s be real, y’all.  December … Continue reading

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The Family Portrait

It’s kinda hard to believe, but the Nucking Futs clan has never ever had a professional family photo taken.  Sure, we’ve had the kids photographed out the yin yang but never with my husband and me.  So this past weekend, … Continue reading

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How to Keep Your Kids From Murdering Each Other This Summer

So if you’re anything like me, you’re trying your damnedest to find something for your kids to do so that they don’t kill each other over summer vacation.  And that “something” would preferably be an activity that keeps ’em occupied … Continue reading

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Birthday Cake Every Day

I recently heard an analogy from a friend of mine that really hit home for me.  She said, “Being a stay at home mom is like having birthday cake every day.”  Now I certainly can’t speak for everyone, but for … Continue reading

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Chuck E. Cheese Pandemonium

     You’ve probably heard about all the recent violence that’s occurred at various Chuck E. Cheese’s throughout the country, right?  Adults are fighting, kids are fighting, and people are just generally making complete asses of themselves all in the … Continue reading

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The Playground

          The fourth day of school, and I’m already visiting the principal’s office with my son.  Is it really gonna be THAT kind of a year?! Apparently, there was an “incident” on the playground yesterday, and my … Continue reading

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Too Much Together Time

    It is becoming very clear to me with each passing day that we are getting more and more ready for school to start.  All this “together time” here at Grammy’s house is going to either drive my kids to claw each other’s eyes … Continue reading

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I'm On The Phone!

          If I ever need to get the attention of my kids, I swear all I need to do is attempt to make a phone call.  They could be completely oblivious to the fact that I’m even … Continue reading

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