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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s evidently mating season for a-holes. ** If I never go to the U.S. Post Office again, it’ll be too soon. ** Summer needs to just tap the brakes. ** Rip Van Winkle’s got nothing on my husband. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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She Calls It Like She Smells It

So, exactly how many times do my kids plan on embarrassing the crap out of me in public during my lifetime?  I don’t know why I ever even bother wearing blush on my cheeks because my kids never fail to … Continue reading

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