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The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I’ve often found myself doing things that I wouldn’t dream of doing on my own free will —  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult. ** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome. ** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke. ** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa. ** You never realize how much you use your ice maker. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I’ve learned.  Oopsy. ** The beach is truly my happy place. ** Soap operas really are unnecessary when you can just read your Facebook feed. ** Some … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk. ** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness. ** Turning 29 again wasn’t so bad after all. ** We evidently need to start lining up in two’s to board … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

  ** Family trips are flat-out EXHAUSTING. ** It takes 11 years to unpack 11 days worth of luggage. ** Reality’s a bitch, especially when it sucker punches you. ** I’m pretty much drowning in important dates to remember. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

_______________________________________________________________ ** The shoe cubby in the foyer is the most logical place to store your jock cup.  Apparently. ** I’ve answered more questions than Google over the past several days. ** Snooki has confirmed her pregnancy.  I killed a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Not realizing your sports bra is too small until halfway into your run is nothing short of sucky. ** It took me way too ‘cussing‘ long to appreciate the awesomeness of “The Fantastic Mr.Fox.” ** Kids are a zillion … Continue reading

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