Tag Archives: exhaustion

Milking the Moment

  With life constantly throwing reminders at me that my kids are, in fact, growing up (cell phones, sleepovers, bike riding to school — EEK!), I often get swept up in the everyday craziness of just trying to keep up … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no business like variety show business. ** My brain’s stuck in slow motion. ** Daylight Savings Time has totally rocked our world.  And NOT in a good way. ** Swussy, Swass, Switties, Swalls, & Swenis can result when … Continue reading

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The Calm Before The Storm?

Ya know what I’ve got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature?  A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face.  Why, you ask?  Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need to start turning tricks on the corner to pay for all this end of the school year crap. ** If it looks like pink eye, it probably is. ** Injecting crazy amounts of shit into your lips … Continue reading

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Failing Miserably

           Well, I guess I’ll just go ahead and address the big fat elephant in the room.  Maybe nobody around here wants to admit it, but I seem to be really sucking ass at my job lately. … Continue reading

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Dog Days of Training

      Am I awake or asleep?  I’m not really sure lately since they feel kind of the same. My days have turned into a complete blur now that we’ve added this furry little creature to our mix.  I feel … Continue reading

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Puppy Love

           My world just got a whole lot nucking futtier, since yesterday was the day that we finally brought home our highly anticipated new puppy, Wrigley.  It was like a dream come true for my daughter, and … Continue reading

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Sleeping With The Enemy

     You know how satisfying it is to collapse into your comfy, cozy bed after a long, hard week of chasing around little people here and there and everywhere?  You know how much you savor each and every second … Continue reading

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Will Sleep For Money

          I’m sure you’ve heard that saying, “Who peed in your coffee this morning?”  Well, yesterday, I was wondering who peed in my daughter’s Cocoa Puffs.  The child seriously must’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed … Continue reading

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Insomnia: My New Best Friend

          I am quite certain that I could very easily be mistaken for one of the zombies in MJ’s “Thriller” video today.  After the night I had last night, I must look like dead woman walking.  And … Continue reading

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