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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no business like variety show business. ** My brain’s stuck in slow motion. ** Daylight Savings Time has totally rocked our world.  And NOT in a good way. ** Swussy, Swass, Switties, Swalls, & Swenis can result when … Continue reading

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The Calm Before The Storm?

Ya know what I’ve got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature?  A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face.  Why, you ask?  Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need to start turning tricks on the corner to pay for all this end of the school year crap. ** If it looks like pink eye, it probably is. ** Injecting crazy amounts of shit into your lips … Continue reading

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Failing Miserably

           Well, I guess I’ll just go ahead and address the big fat elephant in the room.  Maybe nobody around here wants to admit it, but I seem to be really sucking ass at my job lately. … Continue reading

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Dog Days of Training

      Am I awake or asleep?  I’m not really sure lately since they feel kind of the same. My days have turned into a complete blur now that we’ve added this furry little creature to our mix.  I feel … Continue reading

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Puppy Love

           My world just got a whole lot nucking futtier, since yesterday was the day that we finally brought home our highly anticipated new puppy, Wrigley.  It was like a dream come true for my daughter, and … Continue reading

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Sleeping With The Enemy

     You know how satisfying it is to collapse into your comfy, cozy bed after a long, hard week of chasing around little people here and there and everywhere?  You know how much you savor each and every second … Continue reading

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Will Sleep For Money

          I’m sure you’ve heard that saying, “Who peed in your coffee this morning?”  Well, yesterday, I was wondering who peed in my daughter’s Cocoa Puffs.  The child seriously must’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed … Continue reading

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Insomnia: My New Best Friend

          I am quite certain that I could very easily be mistaken for one of the zombies in MJ’s “Thriller” video today.  After the night I had last night, I must look like dead woman walking.  And … Continue reading

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Slumber Party

          Every time we come to visit the grandparents, my twins CANNOT get settled at night to go to sleep.  They have to sleep in the same room here, which to them, signals P-A-R-T-Y time.  No matter how physically exhausted … Continue reading

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